Lyme Brain and a Warrant out for my Arrest!
I had a bit of a surprise yesterday that I wanted to share...
My hubby came home mid-afternoon which is not like him. It was a nice surprise for me. I was all smiles and talking to him as he was writing a check out. I ask him what he's doing and if he's going back to work or if he's done for the day. He responds by telling me that I have a........ are you ready for this..........Warrant out for MY arrest!!! What?! My hubby doesn't kid about stuff like this so I knew he was serious. Immediately it crosses my mind that I could very well be booked and charged and put in jail! I can just see the headlines! Yeah. A little melodrama in my head. We'll blame it on Lyme since Lyme can take so much credit for this story as you will soon find out.
My hubby came home mid-afternoon which is not like him. It was a nice surprise for me. I was all smiles and talking to him as he was writing a check out. I ask him what he's doing and if he's going back to work or if he's done for the day. He responds by telling me that I have a........ are you ready for this..........Warrant out for MY arrest!!! What?! My hubby doesn't kid about stuff like this so I knew he was serious. Immediately it crosses my mind that I could very well be booked and charged and put in jail! I can just see the headlines! Yeah. A little melodrama in my head. We'll blame it on Lyme since Lyme can take so much credit for this story as you will soon find out.
There's a back story to this I need to share so you all understand how this happened. Around a month ago I was headed home from a meeting at around 10:30. My hubby was in the back seat sleeping since he needed to get up at midnight thirty. Ugh. Poor guy. Well, my brain had been doing weird things to me, brain fog, memory problems, brain blanks... What are those you might ask? Brain blanks are where you just blank out. You're not aware of time lost or what happened during that time. Sound scary? It is. I didn't realize it at the time that I had been having those because they were for such short short periods of time. This brain blank happened and when I came out of it I saw staring me straight in the face a yellow traffic light! Argh! I had NO idea how long it had been yellow for. I had no time to stop so I pressed on the accelerator and hot rodded my way through the now red light. There was no cars around except for a single solitary car on the side of the road. Phew! I was grateful I had put nobody in danger. I look behind me and realize the single solitary car had pulled out... Oh dear! Yep! The lovely awesome not so patriotic red and blue lights start flashing! I pull over and the officer comes up to the side as I'm frantically trying to find all of the required identification and stuff they need to fulfill their sadistic power hungry... OK. OK. I know I'm going over the edge here but just wait. He comes up and I try to explain that a tissue box was caught under my foot and I was removing it and had looked down. Yeah. He wasn't buying it either. Ha ha! What was I going to say?! The truth? Are you kidding me? He was extremely rude and gruff with me in his macho "I'm going to give you a ticket you blond bimbo" kind of way. I do have to give him a little credit however because when he returned with my info and ticket in hand he was a bit nicer. I told him I normally wasn't so "stupid". He seemed to agree with me. I figured it was because he had seen my stellar clean driving record. He tells me I have 2 weeks to pay the ticket or go to court and to call some number and blah blah blah... That's all I remembered. Lyme brain! Remember?
Let's fast forward here. Two days after the red light incident I started seizuring BIG TIME. It was 10 days before seeing my Doc in Mexico and all I could do was try to get my seizing under control and tie up loose ends, pack, get girls camp organized, etc... I literally didn't think another thing about "THE TICKET" until yesterday. It's all I can think about now. I keep having these images of them checking my orifices, taking my mug shot, pressing my fingers into black ink, and then the metal bars and the sound of them closing. I feel so violated in my head.
On the bright side it's a hilarious story my kids are proud to tell their friends. I raised 'em right didn't I? And my hubby got the money off in the mail yesterday so as long as I stay out of Vernal, Utah for the next two days I should be fine. That's a relief. Side note: My ticket was 170 big smackaroos!!! So lesson to be learned here? "Don't run red lights even if it means stopping in the middle of the intersection! Because that's somehow safer then getting out of the intersection quicker." Thanks Big Macho Cop! Lesson learned. Glad to have such bright quick thinking individuals keeping us safe.
On the bright side it's a hilarious story my kids are proud to tell their friends. I raised 'em right didn't I? And my hubby got the money off in the mail yesterday so as long as I stay out of Vernal, Utah for the next two days I should be fine. That's a relief. Side note: My ticket was 170 big smackaroos!!! So lesson to be learned here? "Don't run red lights even if it means stopping in the middle of the intersection! Because that's somehow safer then getting out of the intersection quicker." Thanks Big Macho Cop! Lesson learned. Glad to have such bright quick thinking individuals keeping us safe.
Have a Lyme free night!